A Vegan and a Carnivore Walk Into a Bar…
What happens when the most vocal vegan and a dedicated carnivore end up in the same bar? Cue dramatic eye-rolls, moral grandstanding, and oversimplified “facts” hurled in both directions. Vegans blast dairy while ignoring the carbon footprint of year-round avocados, and carnivores brag about eating nothing but steak despite sky-high cholesterol levels. In the end, life’s too short to police someone else’s plate—so why not let them squabble while you enjoy your guilt-free fries on the sidelines?
The Earth Is Flat and Other Fairy Tales for Adults
In an era of accessible information, the rise of Flat Earthers, who believe in a pancake-shaped Earth, is both bewildering and humorous. Rejecting centuries of scientific evidence, they embrace conspiracy theories like the mythical ice wall and ignore undeniable proof of Earth's roundness. This phenomenon highlights a trend towards willful ignorance and reflects the power of belief over evidence in our times.
Cosmic Comedy: From Nothing to a Bearded Gal to Everything
It’s always amusing when religious folks poke fun at atheists for “believing everything came from nothing,” as if their alternative—a complex being with superpowers who created the universe in a few days—makes more sense. This cosmic comedy underscores the irony of assuming an all-powerful deity is eternal while mocking the idea of an eternal universe.