A Vegan and a Carnivore Walk Into a Bar…
What happens when the most vocal vegan and a dedicated carnivore end up in the same bar? Cue dramatic eye-rolls, moral grandstanding, and oversimplified “facts” hurled in both directions. Vegans blast dairy while ignoring the carbon footprint of year-round avocados, and carnivores brag about eating nothing but steak despite sky-high cholesterol levels. In the end, life’s too short to police someone else’s plate—so why not let them squabble while you enjoy your guilt-free fries on the sidelines?
The Earth Is Flat and Other Fairy Tales for Adults
In an era of accessible information, the rise of Flat Earthers, who believe in a pancake-shaped Earth, is both bewildering and humorous. Rejecting centuries of scientific evidence, they embrace conspiracy theories like the mythical ice wall and ignore undeniable proof of Earth's roundness. This phenomenon highlights a trend towards willful ignorance and reflects the power of belief over evidence in our times.
The “Everything from Nothing” Ultimate Argument
Religious critics often slam atheists for believing “everything came from nothing,” as though it’s a self-evident absurdity. But what’s the alternative? An infinitely complex deity that simply appeared—complete with superpowers, eternal existence, and strict dress codes for humanity. If it’s fair game to posit a cosmic being without origin, why not a universe with the same trait? This playful critique shows how adding a “creator” just multiplies assumptions.