Calling All Flat Earthers Who Want to Earn $1000
Today, I'm throwing down the gauntlet: $1,000 to anyone who can provide undeniable proof of the elusive ice wall or dome. That's right, show me the goods, and the cash is yours. But let’s set some ground rules and have a bit of fun along the way.
The Grand Offer
Here’s the deal: $1,000 for real, tangible evidence of the ice wall or dome that supposedly encircles our flat planet. Photos, videos, even a piece of the wall itself—anything that irrefutably proves its existence. And no, your cousin’s grainy, late-night YouTube video doesn’t count. Deflection doesn’t count either.
The Ice Wall: A Mysterious Barrier
According to Flat Earth lore, our world is surrounded by a massive ice wall. This colossal frozen barrier keeps the oceans from spilling over the edge and the governments of the world (Yes, even those who hate each other) are covering it all up. Admirable theory. For such an enormous structure, you'd think there'd be a selfie or two. Then there’s the dome—a giant, invisible shield keeping our atmosphere neatly in place. This dome is supposedly indestructible and all-encompassing. I wonder why hasn’t someone accidentally crashed a plane or rocket into it? Or better yet, where are the IR (infrared) photos of this dome?
Infrared Light: The Inescapable Truth of Matter
Everything made of matter produces infrared light. So, where are the IR images of the dome or ice wall? Infrared photography can capture things invisible to the naked eye, even from far away. If this dome or ice wall exists, surely someone would have snapped an IR photo by now, right? Oh, and yes, ice does radiate in the infrared.
Infrared photography is a piece of cake. You can capture detailed images of pretty much anything that emits heat. Yet, despite this easy-to-use technology, we have zilch, nada, nothing when it comes to IR images of the dome or ice wall. Curious, isn’t it?
Let me help you out with some cameras, and if you manage to bring me some evidence of your dome, I’ll even buy your camera off you.
Well then, what are you waiting for? Chop chop. Show me undeniable proof of the ice wall or dome, and the $1,000 is yours. This isn’t just about the money; it’s about critical thinking. And perhaps about ruffling some feathers as well. Maybe, just MAYBE, they’ll realize how ridiculous their idea is. Well, probably not. You need at least three neurons for that.
Until then, I’ll be waiting here on my round Earth, sipping my coffee and enjoying the reliable wonders of gravity. Cheers!
