Calling All Flat Earthers Who Want to Earn $1000

I’m putting $1,000 on the table for anyone who can show me undeniable proof of the infamous ice wall or dome. Yep, you heard me right.

Show me the goods, and the cash is yours.

But before you run off to your cousin’s basement to pull up some grainy YouTube video, let’s lay down a few ground rules.

$1,000 for real, tangible, “you-can’t-deny-this” evidence of the ice wall or dome that supposedly encircles our totally-flat planet.

Photos, videos, hell, bring me a chunk of that wall if you must. Anything that proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that this thing exists.

And no, your buddy’s conspiracy video from 3 AM doesn’t count.

Deflection doesn’t either. I don’t care what NASA’s hiding — just show me the wall, folks.

According to Flat Earth lore, the world is surrounded by a massive ice wall. Not just a frozen puddle either — a colossal, continent-sized ice barrier holding in the oceans so they don’t spill over the edge.

Apparently, every government in the world is in on this massive cover-up.

All of them. Even the ones that can’t stand each other (lol).

For such an enormous structure, you’d think someone, somewhere, would’ve snapped a selfie by now. But nope — nothing.

Then we’ve got the dome. You know, the invisible, indestructible shield supposedly keeping our atmosphere from floating off into space.

Sounds like a great idea for a sci-fi movie, but where’s the footage of a plane or rocket smashing into it?

Better yet, where’s the IR (infrared) photography proving this thing even exists?

Here’s a fun fact: everything made of matter produces infrared light.

So, if this giant ice wall or dome is real, where are the IR images? Infrared photography can capture things invisible to the naked eye, even from crazy distances.

Ice radiates in the infrared, folks. So, if this massive frozen wall is really out there, someone should’ve snapped a pic by now, right?

Oh, wait… still nothing.

Despite having easy access to infrared tech that can see the heat from your leftovers in the microwave, we’ve got zilch when it comes to proof of this mystical dome. Curious, isn’t it?

I’ll even sweeten the deal — if you manage to grab some real, undeniable IR evidence of this dome, I’ll buy the camera off you.

Seriously, I’m feeling generous.

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Well? Chop chop. Show me your undeniable proof of the ice wall or dome, and that $1,000 is all yours.

But let’s be real here, this isn’t about the money. It’s about critical thinking.

Maybe, just maybe, you’ll realize how utterly ridiculous this idea is.

But probably not. You need at least three functioning brain cells for that kind of revelation.

Until then, I’ll be sitting here on my nice, round Earth, sipping my coffee and basking in the wonders of gravity.

Cheers!

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